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leaving for a casual shop

Where on earth is “leaving for a casual shop” like venturing out in a pink and purple lycra bodysuit with Waldo’s underpants and weird X-mass tights for shock furnishes it. It does not matter the intended look; the fact is that she appears more of a zebra who stumbled on several wet paint decorations.

Cross-dresser

Walmart: The only place men can have on any kind socks..as well as pink hats.. and unthinkable, baby blue tutus. As long as he feels relaxed…

Donaldisha?

When did Donald Trump have an orange sister? Like she even had phony hair like the current president!

Superkid

Wait! A kid like a cutie pie in a luchador mask! She is an irritating screaming kid, considerably the most valuable thing in her parent’s world. In short, she is merely a child; unfortunately, with several adults resembling her, one ponders if Walmart induces growth among their clients!

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Not Everyone Likes Walmart

Sure! Sure! We must be sympathetic to this gent. It not only about his misfired outfit color link, but it also appears like he has endured enough of Walmart’s weird customers worth lifetime memory, probably is the underlying reason why he resembles a moldy tortilla chip in this picture. Again, a keen look at his concealed face will make anyone think of man-child copyright of South Park’s Kenny, and like it or not, he qualifies as a Person of Walmart. What else can be more for this guy?!

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Saving The Day

And finally, the Walmart legendary has landed to solve the high prices crisis!

Checking Her Out

It occurs like Walmart’s regular clients endure the heavier side; thus, mostly poses mobility scooters to assist in them enhancing life…as well as their vision. Summarizing from the Dude’s scamper gaze, it is a deductive guess that he is a legend at glancing the Walmart queens despite being seen as a total creep. Damn it! Life is too short, whatever your heart craves for Bro!

When You’ve Given Up Caring About The Opinions of Others

As OMG Lane gang, poking joke at other isn’t our deal, and when we notice someone unique, our initial imagination is: Great on you! At least she/he appears less horrifying…

Again, when they cool, then Walmart is the exact destination to experiment your individual-ness!

Attitude Downloading

Duh! We believe he has overconsumed attitude stop the supply, please!

Walmart is an Equal Opportunity Employer, and That Includes Trekkies!

Spock’s attraction and outrageous linear eyebrows have, for a period of time, been the rage with anxious Trekkies, even though still considered viable fashion at Walmart!

Well, if Star Wars fanatics can enroll as a church member, you gonna be damn sure that Trekkies are permitted to show their real color at work.

Trying On a Skirt Needn’t Require a Changing Room

It is a hell when you find yourself in an almost empty store, intending to try something, but it the reality downs on you that changing room is another 5 meters walk. The gentleman here found it not offense and conclude that it was fine if he pulls over his head and lowers down his jeans instead.

Time-conscious man, we believe! Not the type who feels peoples’ eyes looking at him!

The Official Walmart Lady

They only way to prove you’re the Queen of Walmart is having the paparazzi pics from your audience.

Extreme Much Make-Up?

Even though uniqueness and iron heart to experiment are desired traits as opposed to being seen as a commoner, others take their outfit opinions to the extreme!

In this scenario, why would somebody leave the beauty factory doors open overnight! Look what happens when a hyena finds itself in a flock of sheep; the woman here made the best use of beauty products she could access. Look, honey, they are following!

When you’re trying to be a role model for your daughter…..

Parenting is a call! Unfortunately, the call is not for everyone, and it works differently in families. While mothers have proven to be the best parent for their young ones, but guess what! Wonders never cease, some women still accompany their baby girls to shopping with their tramp stamp open, not forgetting ‘HOPE’ decorated across their jean’s pocket

Holly Mother of Christ, give us HOPE!

Cruella De Vil Makes a Visit

Known for her 101 Dalmatians, so it’s like Cruella de Vil shared some techniques when she visited her local Walmart.

Honestly, she deserves some thumbs-up! To her, it doesn’t matter what you imagine of her, even if she is a legendary hater of spotted dogs …

Getting Glammed Up

Well, lets put on our best clothes and kill that supermarket aisle in these high-heels! The woman nailed it.

Well, I am not sure about what male clients imagined.

Spiderman on His Lunch Break

 

Here we go! Superheroes among us at the Walmart? Yeah, Walmart is well stocked with imaginable energy snack, it is obvious Spidey makes a stop by when off duty to collect some stock. Hey buddy, just don’t stock for the log. The security of the world is in your hands!

Party time here!

It is only at Walmart where day-to-day pushing of trolley appears fun! Have a look, like it is the best moment of their lives.

Maybe psychologists should start referring their clients here for stress relieving therapy if the giddy faces are anything to last!

Are we back in the ’80s?

Like paraphrasing the renowned Nike slogan, ‘Just Do It,’ the rebel dude just confirmed to us that after all, he isn’t monotonous like us!

Lucky for him, he has the dreamer’s purple facial hair. Ride on time, brother!

Hot Dog Head

Everybody likes well designed hot dog, unfortunately, in Walmart, we take our craving to the advance level…

On the contrary, he’s crazily hot Dude, so if anyone can survive this bizarre look, he is our guy!

Spreading Christmas Cheer

When it is Christmas, the mood rolls onto the people but, others appear to be possessed by the Christmas spirit.

Well, the gift skimmers, if you need a guy to ask for a Christmas gift, here is your guy!

Big Panda

Call it a puny attempt of being humorous, only common among middle-aged women in a mid-life crisis.

But honestly speaking, everyone wishes to be like a panda; just eat and sleep the whole day! Is the woman trying that lifestyle?

Killer Claws

Sleeping with individuals who don’t cut their toenails is like walking barefoot in a workshop in your dreams! Anyway, whoever the spouse is, life is what matters.

Well, if the world could understand your struggle to keep such killer claws, you wouldn’t be far from Guinness World Records

The Adult Baby

Wait a minute! Do we see a diaper or a dress?

Setting the Place on Fire!

This person is just hot to live among us; let’s keep our distance. Honestly, understand your class! If anyone can make such a surprise with such an outfit, then it is Satan.

Wait! I know it; it a feeble attempt at respect to Axel Rose.

Double Trouble

Yes, everyone is aware of obesity problems in America, but less did we expect a woman on a mobility scooter with two bottoms! This is new to our world…

I hope she is not headed to the fried chicken lane!

Elvis isn’t Dead

This Dude Got Swag, even if he is in a different generation, he understands that Walmart stocks vast collections of hair gels.

Yes, buddy, we appreciate you for sharing a moment of Elvis with us, we did miss it.

The Girlfriend and the Troll

Who would have believed that love extends beyond the aesthetic beauty? Here it is, it surpasses this man’s horns.

At least he must be a bed performer, considering his horny nature ….

The greatest moustache ever?

Well, the authenticity of this moustache is not our concern, but since it is in Walmart, it might be a guanine product! Whatever just forget it, let it go, the Republicans are here.

“Aye Me Hearties!”

Here at Walmart, even the raiders are welcome. I just hope he is in paying mood today. We want no trouble, buddy!

If Looks Could Kill

Hey, if you still not sure of visiting your nearest Walmart after all the pics, then try running into these two monster-looking clowns. Just monsters, they don’t harm.

Daddy’s Dress

This is what we call ‘eating from the same pot with the legends.’ After Caitlyn Jenner made history by her transition from man to woman, it appears that trans and cross-dressing natives are now comfortable and are out in the limelight.

Anyway, why on this green earth would you do that your self gal? The boobs are down low, honey! As we said, enjoy it while it lasts, you’re a queen on your own world girl.

The Walmart Runway

Duh! As long as our hairs are long, keep what you think to yourself.

Shrek heads to the fruit section

Come on, Shrek, are you trying to adopt a new lifestyle, and that’s why you trim your bulge? Well, if it is your decision, who cares? I hope one Princess Fiona is not a happy being at the moment.

As the say goes, ‘people change,’ maybe Princess Fiona has also changed, let wait for the finale on The Walmart Days before judging.

When your onesie game is fierce

Love and hate in equal measures are the onesies. Even fashion specialists are not sure if it is a night dress or a social mistake punishable by law.

Well, if my guess is right, I think they amazing! But why only have them when going to Walmart!?

These boots are made for walkin’

Hey Jessica Simpson, come see what you were saying in your song, ‘glamorous boot.’ We got you covered at Walmart, Jessy. Doesn’t she look fine?

Just keep the answer, our worry is who best fit them between men and ladies.

Doubles As A Chapel?

Here are the bosses of this Walmart, lest they tell us what bloody hell wed next to the cookies and bbq equipment.

Taking the cat out

Truly, Walmart is a leading supermarket with those crazy sights and sounds, so it’s normal for this client to have a little feline partner on his shopping tour.

Well, uniqueness is greatness!

Superheros shop at Walmart

Even the greatest bow down somedays, so how about having a pleasure of a mobility scooter and a trip to Walmart.

Apologies accepted, this caped-hero might lack the athletic prowess since gone are the days, but after lifetime duty of saving the world, don’t you deserve all the in the world?

A Wookie mistake

Give credit where it is due, she has won in her choice of apparel and capacity to resist others’ opinion, while we are not sure of her primary objectives, but we can’t stop thinking how she would have appeared by a decent haircut.

All in all, if that was the objective, then, no hard feelings, girl.

Loyal Customer

Finally, this bearded lady is safe; Walmart has her shaving cream and Hot Pockets. Long live the great Walmart.

Granny Gaga

So it’s confirmed that some people never change, at 40 years with no more fame, Lady Gaga will still not let us rest with outfits!

You Wanna Smoke?

A new venture loading…Walmart must move very fast to start selling weeds to its clients, or these competitors will beat them in the market!

Hungry Shorts

Yes, we are ready to launch your body with a boom, but this is just outrageous. That appears like one freestanding long t-shirt.

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