Massuleaks 006

Massuleaks 006

I was talking to my friend Sheikh about how much women know their equality and liberation rights. Just to let you know, Sheikh is a Muslim Luo. He’s got the arrogance of oria and Okinyi combined. His appetite for sweet things hidden underneath the skulk buibuis is unmatched. He begins with salaam aleikum; I am not sure I know what that means even if it’s a pick-up line. He then goes on to ramble about nonsensical things happening in Somalia and voila, the buibui kisses the wind. Good thing your contemporary slay queen isn’t amused with his antics.

Back to women lib, Sheikh and I came to a voted consensus that women are very selective on which aspects for which they want equality. When discussing plate washing, house cleaning, going to the club for a swig and dressing as one wants, all women will lift their legs in trousers and shout; WE ARE EQUAL. Start mentioning date bill, bar tabs, rent, shopping, and buying of presents, which by the way has been made a male practice, all of them will put on dresses and purr while making stupid eyes at you and patting you’re back saying, YOU ARE A MAN. That let me explain the reason why we men don’t care about romance anymore. Once you can dip your fingers in your pocket a hundred times, then you are a man, and you’re entitled to the cookie jar, which is the more significant percentage of what we want from them anyway. Once the man settles the bills, they saunter into YouTube looking for videos on gender equality where they cram intelligent-looking lines, put on high heels, and proceed to deliver speeches on why we are equal. Kiss my empty pocket. Have a broke week, guys.